When I heard that a local dinner theatre would be showing the Lord of the Rings trilogy, I nearly jumped out of my office chair! Watching the three was always a holiday tradition at home, plus this had delicious food. I clicked for tickets, and nearly fell out of my chair:
$135 a person. WHA?!? Outlandish.
So I consulted my man, and he consoled me (as usual) with the promise of delicious food and cozy movie-watching in the comfort of home. "We'll have our own hobbit feast" he said. So we did!

Here's the menu: sauteed mushrooms and sage; braised brussels sprouts in butter; chicken sausage with cherries and pecans (store bought, sorry folks!); roasted potatoes; crackers and edam; heirloom tomato salad; onion bread and goat's brie; ginger chocolate; strawberries, blackberries, and cream; and rabbit stew.
Want the recipes? You got it!
Heirloom Tomato salad
IngredientsHeirloom tomatoes
1 tbl Apple cider vinegar or Red wine vinegar
ground black pepper
Heirloom tomatoes taste way better than the hothouse kind. They have a bold, acidic flavor that needs little to no adornment. I bought two the same diameter, and layered them. This salad is about visual appeal. Add a little vinegar and pepper when it's assembled, but don't salt them or they weep.
Multigrain Pepper & Sesame Crackers and Edam
This paired especially well with the Samachlaus beer, which was peppery and sweet almost like a liquer. The cheese is not overpowering, but has its own butter-and-pepper flavor; the crackers compliment both perfectly!
Mushrooms and SageIngredients:2 portabello mushrooms, sliced
5 button mushrooms, sliced if you desire
3 shiitake mushrooms, sliced if you desire
1 tbl olive oil
2 fresh sage leaves, or 1 tsp dried
1 splash dry red wine

The real trick with mushrooms is not to get them wet. They're mostly water anyway, but if you salt them or immerse them, they become rubbery. Cook them on high heat, so they cook fast. Deglaze with wine. Salt, if you must at all, when they're slightly cool.
Brussels SproutsIngredients:6 fresh Brussels sprouts
1-2 tbl unsalted butter
1 pinch turmeric
salt and pepper to taste
Like with mushrooms, there's a trick to Brussels sprouts. Don't overcook them and they won't get bitter. Sautee in melted butter over medium heat, just until the butter starts to brown, or the outsides of the sprouts soften. They should still have some "bite" to them, not be all mushy. As usual, salt when they're done.
Chicken Sausage
Be cautious with this stuff, it's still raw chicken. Keep it cool until ready to heat. Put them in a saucepan, and just cover with water or broth. If you're inclined, you can add a crushed clove of garlic to the water. We prefer to keep it simple, though. Bring the water to just under a boil; cook for 7-10 minutes.
Be sure to skim any scum off the top, and if you want some color alternate between boiling for 5 minutes and sauteeing/browning for two, then boil again, and brown again. Mmm.
Onion Bread
Ingredients:
4 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
1 packet yeast
1/4 cup warm water
1/3 cup sugar
1/4 cup oil, vegetable or olive
1 beaten egg
1 cup hot milk
1 large white onion, caramelized
To caramelize onions, cook on medium-low heat, stirring vigilantly, until they are a light golden brown. Many a time I have walked away "for just a minute" to find my onions had burned. Don't make my mistake! They're good brown, they're awful blackened.
Let the yeast dissolve in water just warm enough to put on the wrist (about 100 degrees Farenheit). Add the oil, and one cup of flour. Let rise until doubled, then add the cooled onions and knead in the rest of the flour. Add more if your climate is moist. The dough should be springy, not thick, and slightly sticky. Let rise again.
You can form small loaves, rolls, or one large loaf pan's worth. I prefer rustic rounds -- no worrying about sticking to the sides of a baking pan, and they always come out pretty! Bake at 400 for 35-40 minutes.
Serve with butter, or cheese. We had goat's brie :-9
Roasted yellow potatoesIngredients: 5 yellow potatoes (waxy)*
1/2 tsp paprika
1 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp coriander seed
1 tsp dried mustard seed
olive oil
Dice the potatoes roughly, they don't have to be pretty just mostly uniform (so they cook evenly). Toss with oil, and sprinkle the seasoning on. Preheat the oven to 450 degrees (hotter if you dare!) and pop 'em in when she's good and roaring. These suckers take anywhere from 35-50 minutes, depending on how they're cut. You'll know they're done when they blister slightly.
*Yes I know russets would roast better, but we were going for Hobbit-authentic. Plus I prefer them!
Stewed Coney:*
We used
this recipe.
I won't repost, it's long. But it's fantastic!!
* Coney is the provencial name for rabbit. Yes it's a game meat, and no there's no substitute for it. You can get this from local breeders (for around $10/lb) or specialty markets ($15/lb and up) or, if you are lucky enough to have a hispanic grocery nearby - and we do! - their produce section likely carries it (around $5/lb).
Berries and Cream
Ingredients:
1 pint strawberries
1 pint blackberries
1/2 cup heavy cream
seeds of one vanilla bean
1 tbl granulated sugar
A very English dessert! So simple: whip the cream on high (or by hand, if you want to earn it!) until soft peaks form. Add the sugar, and vanilla bean, and whip until stiff. Rinse and dry your berries gently. Dallop and enjoy!
My. Mister also surprised me with chocolate! The ginger complements the mead fabulously! Good choice, Mister!
We had this meal with what was left of the wine (Little Black Dress pinot noir); with mead (Chaucer's); and with a delicious winter Ale (Samichlaus special edition).
What do you think of our hobbit feast?? Has a movie or book ever inspired your recipes?